Bath and Body Works

I recently received coupon emails from Bath and Body works advertising their latest scents. After I saw the two new smells, I had to chuckle.

I could almost picture the board meeting, headed by an ambitious blonde in a pantsuit...

"Everyone's crazy about Twilight! We need to make our products more twilight!"

And then they came up with "Dark Kiss" and "Twilight Woods"

Of course, I still went to get my free bottle of lotion. I chose one that had a pleasant, slightly familiar smell. It was only after I got home, that I realized the familiar part of the smell was that of dentist fluoride.